In Start and Park Episode 21, things took a Dr. Suess like turn when discussing Danica's run at New Hampshire Motor Speedway... We'd like to thank the writers of Start and Park for this gem.
I do not like the set-up for this race. I do not like twenty-second place.
I do not like it here or there. I'm in the back and that's just not fair!
Would you like it in the Glen?
Would you like it at Michigan?
I would not like it in the Glen.
I do not want it in Mich-i-gan.
I do not like it worth a d*mn.
I do not like it DAN-I-AM.
I do not like this car of mine. Especially with Dale right behind.
And I do not like the pre-race singer. I'm not afraid to flip the finger.
Could you, would you, add some wedge? My driving skills are at the edge.
I do not like the aero here. I wish I weren't in the rear.
My engine keeps on running hotter. Can I blow up and blame the spotter?
My engine is about to croak. But yet, I'm still ahead of Smoke.
No, I will not like this car today. And I will b*tch about it till you go gray.
No, I do not like it Dan the man. I wish I had Ray Ever-Ham.
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To get back on the DIRT! The Portacool U.S. National Dirt Track Championship is coming up Friday, September 11 and Saturday, September 12 and this year we've added Factory Stocks to the lineup! You don't want to miss any of the dirt-slingin' action when the ASCS Sprint Cars, Limited Modifieds and Factory Stocks take the green this September. But until then... let's take a moment to relive the Portacool Texas World Dirt Track from last May.
Just a few Friday Night Drags photos to get you through a case of the Mondays. Join us for Round 5 this week!